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"The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work."- Emile Zola (1840-1902)

Before Marriage - - -After marriage

Before Marriage - - -
Boy: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
Girl: Do you want me to leave?
Boy: NO! Don't even think about it.
Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Of course! Over and over!
Girl: Have you ever cheated on me?
Boy: NO! Why are you even asking?
Girl: Will you kiss me?
Boy: Every chance I get!
Girl: Will you hit me?
Boy: Are you crazy! I'm not that kind of person!

Girl: Can I trust you?
Boy: Yes.
Girl: Darling!

After marriage - - - simply read from bottom to top

know ur currency ..............

know ur currency ..............

COMPANY'S GEETA SAAR

Post Appraisal . . . . . . .
This is what Bhagwan Shri Krishna wants to tell you .
Hey Parth (Employee),
Incentive nahi mila, Bura Hua
salary cut rahi hai, Bura Hua
Extra shift hogi, woh bhi buri hogi.
Tum pichhla incentive na milne ka paschatap na karo,
Tum agle incentive ki chinta na karo,
Bus apni salary main santusht raho....
Tumhari pocket se kya gaya, jo rote ho?
Jo aaya tha sab yahee se aaya.
Tum jab nahi the, tab bhi company chal rahi thee
Tum jab nahi hoge, tab bhi chalegee.
Tum koi experience leker nahi aaye the..
Jo experience mila yahi mila...
Jo support diya company ke liye...
Degree leker aaye the, experience leker chalo.
Jo system aaj tumhara hai...
Woh kal kisi aur ka tha....
Kal kisi aur ka or parso kisi aur ka hoga..
Tum ise apna samajh kar kyo magan ho rahe ho..
Yahi khushi tumhari tension kaa kaaran hai.
"Kyo vyarth chinta karte ho, kisse vyarth darte ho,
Kaun tumhe nikaal sakta hai......"
Policy change company ka rule hai.
Jise tum policy change kahte ho, wahi to trick hai. "Ek pal main tum Best performer or Hero no.1 ya Super Star ban jaate ho, Dusre pal main tum worst performer or target nahin
achieve kar paatey ho." Appraisal, incentive etc. etc. mann se hata do, vichaar se mita do, Phir company tumhari hai or tum
company ke.
na yeh increment wageyrah tumhare liye hai
na tum iske kabhi ho, Parantu job secure hai
Phir tum tension kyon lete ho........?
Tum apne aap ko company ko arpit kar do,
Yahi sabse bada golden rule hai,
Jo is golden rule ko jaanta hai, woh review, incentive,recession,retirement aadi se sada ke liye muqt ho jaata hai....


HURRY (H)OM(e).

I AM THANKFUL...

For the taxes that I pay because it means that I am employed.

For the mess to clean after a party because it means that I have been surrounded by friends.

For the clothes that fit a little too snug because it means I have enough to eat.

For a floor that needs mopping, and windows that need cleaning because it means I have a home.

For all the complaining I hear about the government because it means that we have freedom of speech.

For the parking spot I find at the far end of the parking lot because it means I am capable of walking and that I have been blessed with transportation.

For the noise I have to bear from my neighbors because it means that I can hear.

For the pile of laundry and ironing because it means I have clothes to wear.

For weariness and aching muscles at the end of the day because it means I have been capable of working hard.

For the alarm that goes off in the early morning hours because it means that I am still alive.

Benazir Bhutto life Theory

Benazir Bhutto: - Born in 1953. 1+9+5+3 = 18 = 1+8 = 9

First suicidal attack on her on 18 Oct. 1+8 = 9


Second Suicidal attack in which she died. 27 Dec. 2+7 = 9
She died in the year 2007 2+0+0+7 = 9 And the Total Period from 1953 to 2007 is 54 years. 5+4 = 9
She got married on 18 Dec. 1+8 = 9
& She went Out of pakistan for 9 years in
1998 1+9+9+8 = 27 = 2+7 = 9
& Came back in 2007 2+0+0+7 = 9
His Brother Shahnawaz bhutto has been murdered in 1980
1+9+8+0 =18 =1+8 =9
& if you write Benazir Bhutto in urdu langauge (urdu text)
it contains 9 alphabets! what do u think!
isnt Amazing?