Saturday, February 21, 2009

You fill up my senses

Like a night in the forest 
Like the mountains in springtime 
Like a walk in the rain 
Like a storm in the desert 
Like a sleepy blue ocean 
You fill up my senses 
Come fill me again 

Come let me love you 
Let me give my life to you 
Let me drown in your laughter 
Let me die in your arms 
Let me lay down beside you 
Let me always be with you 
Come let me love you 
Come love me again 

Let me give my life to you 
Come let me love you 
Come love me again 

You fill up my senses 
Like a night in the forest 
Like the mountains in springtime 
Like a walk in the rain 
Like a storm in the desert 
Like a sleepy blue ocean 
You fill up my senses 
Come fill me again

Funny Conversation....

Caller : Hello, can I speak to Annie Wan? 

Operator : Yes, you can speak to me. 

Caller : No, I want to speak to Annie Wan ! 

Operator : Yes I understand you want to speak to anyone. 
You can speak to me. Who is this? 

Caller : I'm Sam Wan . 
And I need to talk to Annie Wan! It's urgent. 

Operator : I know you are someone and you want to talk to anyone ! 
But what's this urgent matter about? 

Caller : Well... just tell my sister Annie Wan 
that our brother Noe Wan was involved in an accident. 
Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is being sent to the hospital.. 

Operator : Look, if no one was injured 
and no one was sent to the hospital, 
then the accident isn't an urgent matter! 
You may find this hilarious 
but I don't have time for this! 

Caller : You are so rude! Who are you? 

Operator : I'm Saw Ree . 

Caller : Yes! You should be sorry .. 
Now give me your name!! 

Operator : That's what I said. I'm Saw Ree . 

Caller : Oh.....God.......

Friday, February 20, 2009

believe


Believe in your heart that something 
wonderful is about to happen. 
Love your life. 

Believe in your own power, 
and in your own potential, 
and your own innate goodness. 

Wake every morning with the awe 
of just being alive. 
Discover each day the magnificent, 
awesome beauty in the world.

The Corporate language

"We will do it" 
means 
" You will do it" 


"You have done a great job" 
means 
"More work to be given to you" 

"We are working on it" 
means 
"We have not yet started working on the same" 

"Tomorrow first thing in the morning" 
means 
"Its not getting done... At least not tomorrow !". 



"After discussion we will decide - I am very open to views" 
means 
"I have already decided, I will tell you what to do" 

Thursday, February 19, 2009

Share 'n' Care!

1) Mobile 
Don't put your mobile closer to your ears until the 
recipient answers, Because directly after dialing, the 
mobile phone would use it's maximum signaling power, 
which is: 2watts = 33dbi. Please Be Careful. Please use left 
ear while using cell (mobile), because if you use the right 
one it may affect brain directly. This is a true fact from 
Apollo medical team. 

2) APPY FIZZ 
Do not drink APPY FIZZ . It contains cancer causing 
agent. 

3) Mentos 
Don't eat Mentos before or after drinking Coke or 
Pepsi coz the person will die immediately as the mixture 
becomes cyanide. Please fwd to whom u care 

4) Kurkure 
Don't eat kurkure because it contains high amount of 
plastic if U don't Believe burn kurkure n u can see 
plastic melting. Please forward to all!!!!!!!!!!! News 
report from Times of India 

5) Avoid these Tablets as they are very dangerous 
* D cold 
* Vicks action- 500 
* Actified 
* Coldarin 
* Co some 
* Nice 
* Nimulid 
* Cetrizet-D 

They contain Phenyl- Propanol -Amide PPA.Which Causes 
strokes, and these tablets are banned in U.S. 

6) Cotton Ear Buds 
Cotton Ear Buds... (Must read it) Please do not show 
sympathy to people selling buds on roadside or at 
Signals..... Just wanted to warn you people not to buy those 
packs of ear buds you get at the roadside. It's made 
from cotton that has already been used in hospitals. They 
take all the dirty, blood and pus filled cotton, wash it, 
bleach it and use it to make ear buds. So, unless you want 
to become the first person in the world to get Herpes Zoster 
Oticus (a viral infection of the inner, middle, and external 
ear) of the ear and that too from a cotton bud, DON 'T 
BUY THEM! Please forward to all this may be helpful for 
someone............ Please forward to all your near and dear 
ones....!

 
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