Rules for which reasons are not known

) Lorenz's Law of Mechanical Repair:

After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

2) Anthony's Law of Workshop:

Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner

3)Kovac's Conundrum:

When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.

4)Cannon's Karmic Law:

If you use the excuse that you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will actually have a flat tire.

5) O,brien's Variation Law:

If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you arein now.

6) Bells's Theorem:

As soon as the body is immersed fully in the bathtub, the telephone will ring

7) Ruby's Principle of Close Encounters:

The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are in a situationwhen you do not want to be seen by anybody.

8) Willoughby's Law :

When you try to prove to the repairman that a machine dosen't work, it will.

9 ) Zadra's Law of Biomechanics :

The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reachability of the area.

10) Breda's Rule :

At any event, the people whose seats are farthest from the ailse arrive last.

11) Owen's Law :

As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

12) Wooly's Law :

When you are working late, the boss will never be around. When you are surfing the net the boss will always drop by.